Unstirred

We’re a small band of anonymous elitists who criticize people who don’t impress us. And honestly, that’s most people. But even you – oh humble reader who has come here to bask in our superiority – must admit there’s a lot of material out there.

We work in and around the businesses of fashion, media and entertainment – some of us for a long time. We’re the real deal and got sick of having hot little scoops we couldn’t share, so we decided to do it this way. This way, we’re free to tell stories we could never share under our real names.

We pride ourselves in truth about gossip – if that sounds oxymoronic, it isn’t. What does that mean, exactly? It means you will not read third-hand BS here. We express a lot of opinion, and you might disagree with it – but if we state a fact, we either:

• know it to be true firsthand; or,
• have received it via a source we know, trust, and that person knows the information firsthand.

Authors

Anonymous Realist is a fashion photographer and producer living in Los Angeles.

Starving Socialite is a former fashion model who now works on staff at a major modeling agency in New York.

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