Unstirred

Tomorrow, spicy-sweet little Ali Lohan turns 15 years old.  Last year, we discussed her budding pseudo-legal sexiness in Is Ali Lohan Legal Yet? and broke a few hearts explaining that – despite mom Dina’s valiant efforts to whore her out as soon as possible – she’s mostly not.  The law is somewhat ambiguous, but in many places I’m afraid she’s not in the clear until next year at sweet 16.  Father time is – for now anyway – on our side.  This year, there are a few more places in these United States where you can legally do what Dina keeps daring you to:

To help things along, Dina has upped the heat this year, recently publishing some hot new promo pictures of her little girl that definitely warm our loins:

Happy birthday, Ali!  Want to go on a road trip, sweetie?

Although we do find ourselves wondering if someone’s already been there.