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Tomorrow, spicy-sweet little Ali Lohan turns 15 years old.  Last year, we discussed her budding pseudo-legal sexiness in Is Ali Lohan Legal Yet? and broke a few hearts explaining that – despite mom Dina’s valiant efforts to whore her out as soon as possible – she’s mostly not.  The law is somewhat ambiguous, but in [...]

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Kristen Stewart’s Falling Star

We’ve been thinking about a Kristen Stewart post for a while now.  Her new pot-smoking pictures gave us the perfect nudge.  Sadly, in much the same way our Naomi Watts pregnancy article told the tale of squandered hotness, so too does this.
She sprung onto the scene with her role in ‘Panic Room’ alongside Jodie Foster.  [...]

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From the runways at SS09 Fashion Week. First, Vlada Roslyakova:

Next, Anna Selezneva:

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We know we don’t write often. But when we do, it’s good. And we’ve got something good and tasty for y’all that you’re sure to enjoy.
We established a long time ago – thanks to a NYC tipster close to Kahlen – that former ANTM contestant Kahlen Rondot is a dirty girl. After sharing [...]

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First, sorry we’ve had our heads down. We had some weird issues stemming from our allegation that Tom Cruise is a pro-ana nutjob, and also had some other stuff come up. But to the many of you who wrote in worried about us – thanks, we’re fine. We’d also like to [...]

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I never watch The View. But the few clips I saw helped me come to the conclusion that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is dumb as a brick. And that’s just fine – because she’s hot, her legs are twenty feet long, and she often wore boots that got me thinking of other things. [...]

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Is Ali Lohan Legal Yet?

Speculation on Ali Lohan, age of consent, and Dina whoring her daughters out.

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Amanda Bynes Has Gained Weight

Not much to say other than the title. Here is the formerly-skinny Amanda Bynes tonight at the American Music Awards. Now – I’m not saying she’s fat, I’m just saying she has gained weight.
Sure, Beyonce looked like a big brown cow with stretch marks on her boobs but we sorta expected that.
For poor [...]

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Well, it’s a long story. When we wrote this article about PoshTomKat based on a confirmed inside source and a family member, we didn’t quite realize what we would unleash. We’ve been threatened, harassed, and at least one Scientology freak has somehow figured out who one of us is. Anyway, we’ve decided [...]

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Celebitchy is covering how one of our favorite celebutantes is asking everyone for dough. We’ve been hearing this around town for a few weeks now, but she hasn’t called us. Unfortunately she’s been calling it “cake”, which as you saw in our earlier post about her post-rehab weight gain, we don’t think she [...]

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