We’re not impressed.
Posted in celebrities on Dec 21st, 2008
Tomorrow, spicy-sweet little Ali Lohan turns 15 years old. Last year, we discussed her budding pseudo-legal sexiness in Is Ali Lohan Legal Yet? and broke a few hearts explaining that – despite mom Dina’s valiant efforts to whore her out as soon as possible – she’s mostly not. The law is somewhat ambiguous, but in [...]
Posted in celebrities on Nov 30th, 2008
We’ve been thinking about a Kristen Stewart post for a while now. Her new pot-smoking pictures gave us the perfect nudge. Sadly, in much the same way our Naomi Watts pregnancy article told the tale of squandered hotness, so too does this.
She sprung onto the scene with her role in ‘Panic Room’ alongside Jodie Foster. [...]
Posted in celebrities, fashion on Oct 7th, 2008
From the runways at SS09 Fashion Week. First, Vlada Roslyakova:
Next, Anna Selezneva:
Posted in celebrities on May 20th, 2008
We know we don’t write often. But when we do, it’s good. And we’ve got something good and tasty for y’all that you’re sure to enjoy.
We established a long time ago – thanks to a NYC tipster close to Kahlen – that former ANTM contestant Kahlen Rondot is a dirty girl. After sharing [...]
Posted in celebrities, general, religion, weight on Apr 11th, 2008
First, sorry we’ve had our heads down. We had some weird issues stemming from our allegation that Tom Cruise is a pro-ana nutjob, and also had some other stuff come up. But to the many of you who wrote in worried about us – thanks, we’re fine. We’d also like to [...]
Posted in celebrities, religion on Dec 4th, 2007
I never watch The View. But the few clips I saw helped me come to the conclusion that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is dumb as a brick. And that’s just fine – because she’s hot, her legs are twenty feet long, and she often wore boots that got me thinking of other things. [...]
Posted in celebrities on Dec 1st, 2007
Speculation on Ali Lohan, age of consent, and Dina whoring her daughters out.
Posted in celebrities, weight on Nov 18th, 2007
Not much to say other than the title. Here is the formerly-skinny Amanda Bynes tonight at the American Music Awards. Now – I’m not saying she’s fat, I’m just saying she has gained weight.
Sure, Beyonce looked like a big brown cow with stretch marks on her boobs but we sorta expected that.
For poor [...]
Posted in celebrities, religion on Nov 13th, 2007
Well, it’s a long story. When we wrote this article about PoshTomKat based on a confirmed inside source and a family member, we didn’t quite realize what we would unleash. We’ve been threatened, harassed, and at least one Scientology freak has somehow figured out who one of us is. Anyway, we’ve decided [...]
Posted in celebrities, weight on Sep 4th, 2007
Celebitchy is covering how one of our favorite celebutantes is asking everyone for dough. We’ve been hearing this around town for a few weeks now, but she hasn’t called us. Unfortunately she’s been calling it “cake”, which as you saw in our earlier post about her post-rehab weight gain, we don’t think she [...]