Kristen Stewart’s Falling Star
Nov 30th, 2008 by Anonymous Realist
We’ve been thinking about a Kristen Stewart post for a while now. Her new pot-smoking pictures gave us the perfect nudge. Sadly, in much the same way our Naomi Watts pregnancy article told the tale of squandered hotness, so too does this.
She sprung onto the scene with her role in ‘Panic Room’ alongside Jodie Foster. I remember thinking that while she seemed quite boyish, the girl had major tart potential. A couple more years, it seemed, might turn her into quite the little hottie.
And it sure did - for a moment, anyway. We were briefly treated to a budding teen sex symbol, mouth agape, wearing candy-blue slut shoes and her hands wrapped around an understandably-overactive hose:
Yyyyyumm!
Seeing her get thrown around in The Messengers was a treat:
but the movie otherwise was not very good. And I’ve never seen Zathura, but likely the only part worth watching is this, when the still-tight-bodied cutie prances around in her underwear and acts like a bitch:
Yyyyumm again!
She even began showing some skin at premieres:
Yyyyumm yet again!
Things were really on the upswing:
We were thinking: sexxxy! What potential! Maybe get in with a couple good stylists, take a few pointers on posture, watch the calories, and all would be well.
But sadly, it was all downhill from there. Bad things happened. Laziness set in. She was a a bit too much of a rebel and broke a few too many Hollywood rules. First, she still refused to stand up straight, continually demonstrating shitty posture on the red carpet (a big no-no):
She also boldly rejected the Hollywood starlet diet, sprouting new hips this year, and exhibiting the doughy face and arms of an ordinary, undisciplined girl:
(We don’t care if you’re stoned, baby; half of this town is. But you’re not allowed to get the munchies!)
And her press tour to promote her new movie ‘Twilight’ was a maze of rambling, monotone interviews in slummy outfits with continued slouching and a general lack of enthusiasm:
Too lazy to wear decent clothes, stand up straight, keep herself in shape, or even give a decent interview, the truth has set in. It’s not easy for us to face reality - nothing hurts the heart like a tart who could have been - but face it we must: this girl is over.
you guys are mean but she definitely is burning out quick
and by the way she is smoking hot in that hose pic, dayum!
Lettuce just say if I were that hose, I’d be doing the same thing, mmkay?
That’s enough from the perv gallery, thanks. Hey assholes - ever hear of something called talent? Maybe she’d rather be judged on that than being sexy. And your crazy if you think that’s “doughy” - the girl looks beautiful. Your all Sick.
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gonna have to agree here. the girl was really going in a hot direction for a while, but that, sadly, is gone as of late.
You forgot the part where she totally sucks at acting and has no talent
I do agree that some of her movie choices are not good for her career and either is her pot smoking, but this article kept bringing up her weight. That is ridiculus. She is nowhere near fat and the person that wrote this article is an idiot. Also, slouching isn’t going to kill her career.
I used to like her, god knows why. she definitly looked better a couple years ago. KKK is right on… the girl has no talent. So, if she has no talent AND can’t keep herself looking good - then that’s not much of a future!!
clouds why is it ridiculous? she’s an actress, looking good its kinda part of her job.