Kristen Stewart’s Falling Star
Nov 30th, 2008 by Anonymous Realist
We’ve been thinking about a Kristen Stewart post for a while now. Her new pot-smoking pictures gave us the perfect nudge. Sadly, in much the same way our Naomi Watts pregnancy article told the tale of squandered hotness, so too does this.
She sprung onto the scene with her role in ‘Panic Room’ alongside Jodie Foster. I remember thinking that while she seemed quite boyish, the girl had major tart potential. A couple more years, it seemed, might turn her into quite the little hottie.
And it sure did – for a moment, anyway. We were briefly treated to a budding teen sex symbol, mouth agape, wearing candy-blue slut shoes and her hands wrapped around an understandably-overactive hose:
Yyyyyumm!
Seeing her get thrown around in The Messengers was a treat:
but the movie otherwise was not very good. And I’ve never seen Zathura, but likely the only part worth watching is this, when the still-tight-bodied cutie prances around in her underwear and acts like a bitch:
Yyyyumm again!
She even began showing some skin at premieres:
Yyyyumm yet again!
Things were really on the upswing:
We were thinking: sexxxy! What potential! Maybe get in with a couple good stylists, take a few pointers on posture, watch the calories, and all would be well.
But sadly, it was all downhill from there. Bad things happened. Laziness set in. She was a a bit too much of a rebel and broke a few too many Hollywood rules. First, she still refused to stand up straight, continually demonstrating shitty posture on the red carpet (a big no-no):
She also boldly rejected the Hollywood starlet diet, sprouting new hips this year, and exhibiting the doughy face and arms of an ordinary, undisciplined girl:
(We don’t care if you’re stoned, baby; half of this town is. But you’re not allowed to get the munchies!)
And her press tour to promote her new movie ‘Twilight’ was a maze of rambling, monotone interviews in slummy outfits with continued slouching and a general lack of enthusiasm:
Too lazy to wear decent clothes, stand up straight, keep herself in shape, or even give a decent interview, the truth has set in. It’s not easy for us to face reality – nothing hurts the heart like a tart who could have been – but face it we must: this girl is over.
you guys are mean but she definitely is burning out quick
and by the way she is smoking hot in that hose pic, dayum!
Lettuce just say if I were that hose, I’d be doing the same thing, mmkay?
That’s enough from the perv gallery, thanks. Hey assholes – ever hear of something called talent? Maybe she’d rather be judged on that than being sexy. And your crazy if you think that’s “doughy” – the girl looks beautiful. Your all Sick.
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gonna have to agree here. the girl was really going in a hot direction for a while, but that, sadly, is gone as of late.
You forgot the part where she totally sucks at acting and has no talent
I do agree that some of her movie choices are not good for her career and either is her pot smoking, but this article kept bringing up her weight. That is ridiculus. She is nowhere near fat and the person that wrote this article is an idiot. Also, slouching isn’t going to kill her career.
I used to like her, god knows why. she definitly looked better a couple years ago. KKK is right on… the girl has no talent. So, if she has no talent AND can’t keep herself looking good – then that’s not much of a future!!
clouds why is it ridiculous? she’s an actress, looking good its kinda part of her job.
let her live her life.
You are excited that she shows some skin, then lament that she going down hill, saying she “refused to stand up straight, continually demonstrating shitty posture on the red carpet (a big no-no),” but you used images from the SAME RED CARPET EVENT for these two opposite points. Bravo, dumbass.
Thanks, woooow, you sloppy little slut. We fixed it.
why don’t you post kristens weight online?????????
Nicole: I would, if I could get the lazy bitch on a scale.
My guess? 135.
dude. if SHE is fat.. i must be a fuckin lard ass whale.
she is skinny! wtf is wrong with the world. shes still wicked skinny.
who ever said she was fat must have major fuckin problems
shes a good actress. or they wouldnt have hired her for twilight, and the other movies.
she was great in speak and in the land of women, and panic room so yeah she has talent.
she obviously really doesnt care at all what you people want from her. she dresses the way she likes, talks the way she likes, stands the way she likes, eats what she likes, and does what she likes.
she does what KRISTEN likes and/or needs,
not hollywood or any of you people for that matter, and i admire her for that.
smoking weed on your front steps is probably not the best idea, but if she wants to smoke weed then shes going to.
she is hired for a role. she is not hired to be what you people want her to be.
and as for the fat thing.. holly hell. she is not fat AT ALL. she is super skinny. but shes not too skinny to where people think she has a problem, and she is no where near fat at all.
god people are annoying as hell.
HOW THE FUCK IS SHE FAT? U ARSEHOLE! SHE IS SKINNY AS HELL. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE HER U PERVE. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
Its people like you that make girls feel fat when there not.. FUCK YOU seriously!!
i love you kristen! your fuckin great =]
fuck these people. who are you to judge?!?! mother fuckers!!.
the end.
Kristen Stewart is NOT FAT!!!!!!! You crazy PSYCHO!!! The Bella character called for someone ~5′5″ and 105 pounds…and Kristen Stewart is estimated to be 5′6″-5′7″ and ~107 pounds! That’s very thin!!!! She is absolutely gorgeous and an amazing actress and will get to laugh at your dumbass comments while she unwinds with some herbal recreation and enjoys basking in the fame of her upcoming Twilight projects and any other films she is cast in by people whose opinions actually matter! Hope you have fun turning green with envy!
again i am just going to have to agree with the writer. i do not consider kristen stewart fat by any means, but she has definitely put on some weight lately and does not carry herself well. her thighs are bigger and she’s just not as thin as she should be.
oh my god,
let her live her life!
she is not fat and she has so much talent skinny might be “the look” but its not the only look, and kristen is fuckin skinny, and beautiful, and talented.
if your saying shes fat, than post pictures of you, let people judge you. your probably the fatest mother fucker in the world! so lay off.
ahahahhahah.
this is funny. k so the person who wrote is mean for stating it the way they did, but honestly… it was all true. she can’t gain weight, not with her job. and for the person who said she doesn’t care for what we have to say, fuck you crazy lesbien. we know that she doesn’t care. but she should care. ( #23 hayley) ahim. you’re probably just a stoner like her and you’d like to get her crazy high and anal her. don’t cha? don’t answer that, your just gonna be like “why not, i like girl pussy” and “i would fuck all the ‘thin’ whorey men like kristin”
dude,seriously? she’s NOT FAT @ ALL! sure, she’s put on a few pounds. but that just means that she’s not anorexic-skinny! she is soooooo skinny still! ur just a loser for calling her fat! how would u like it if people wer calling YOU fat? how would u like it then, you loser? i know celebs need 2 stay in shape, but SHE IS IN SHAPE! you are treating her like shes friggin rosie o’donnel or sumthin! NEWSFLASH! shes skinny as HECK and shes VERY talented! i think she’s wonderful & ur just a loser for saying all that stuff about her like that. post sum picks of urself & say how much u weigh & watch what people hav 2 say about you. ur a friggin perv & kristen is a great actress
so get a life,you loser!
love ya kristen!
p.s. i agree with #22. kristen wouldn’t hav gotten all those acting jobs if she was “so-called ‘fat”. & kristen does what’s good for KRISTEN. so grow up,u perv!
ok…i just went on mypyramid and put in her age (18) and height (5′7”) and her wieght (107) and it said she is underwieght…
I think kristen is an amazing actress..and i also believe she would rather do a movie and then move on to the next without all the press and blah blah..so i think she is just shy and doesnt like alot of attention..that doesnt excuse her not really being into an interview but im sure it has alot to do with it. I think she is a great actress and hope to see her blossom into a great movie starlet!!
Blah: but she doesn’t weigh 107. I’m sure she USED to weigh 107 a long time ago, and I bet she WISHES she weighed 107. But she’s more like 130-135 now.
who gives a fuck, shes gettin a 12 million dollar contract for new moon.
Anonymous Realist: Everywhere i look it givces me a diff weight..who do i believe?
she is not a falling star she is showing to the world that teenagers don’t have to be anorexic to be beautiful or too proud, arrogant, conceided, snooty, stuck-up, puffed up, or haughty in any way. she is a role model ulike lindsay lohan (look at me i don’t eat and i crash on people)…retard. kristen is a teenager who is willing to show a true teenager not a stuck-up bitch
actually I agree, she’s a bit fat now
=OOO she’s sooo [pretyy] herr eyess!!!<3 BIG FAN love yahh!<3
I think it is about time that a normal teenage girl who has managed to get into the industry who is still super skinny with hips is showing that it is still possible to be know and get the roles.. I think she is gorgeous and this is for her being herself. If she wants to slouch she can, if she wants to eat junk food only for a day she’s allowed, I dont think she see’s acting as he life and her only way, like evry other sad dick head in hollywood. She knows that for most acting is a very short career. It’s catty, stressful, life invading and extremly over rated.Your judging her on having hips which are pretty much not there.. what about that beth chick who is the size of a whale and is in the headlines all the time!
I’m really apaulled in what your saying as the underlining message. She needs to be anner for her to be famous like all the other under weight stars. Kristen is still under weight for f’s sake. She is 5′6′ as is lucky if she weighs 55. and if you do the her bmi you’ll find that is seriousl yunder weight
Firstly, I myself am not a big fan of Kristen but the girl is by no means fat nor is she overweight (underweight if anything) and even if she was.. really who cares? Does it really impact on your life that dramatically? By the way, your peception of ‘fat’ is unbelievable.
I advise that you stop being so insensitive and get on with your own (obviously boring) life.
Keep going the way you are and it is likely that if you don’t end up alone (due to making cruel judgements as displayed above, this is a realistic possibility) you will wind up with an obese girlfriend/wife/partner.
Adios
she’s the prettiest girl ever, she’s a perfect weight if not a little too skinny, and her posture adds to her unique beauty its not bad posture its the way she was made and she looked perfect on the red carpet. She does have talent I’d like to see any of you play in a few of the movies she did. Sure, twilight had sucky acting but its TWILIGHT who cares?!
Kristen Stewart is a great actress. She is the perfect weight. She is really pretty.
She did a great job in Twilight
It’s really sad that we even focus on looks and weight as much as we do in this society. Kristen is not remotely fat, and is probably closer to being under-weight. It might do some good to focus on our own lives rather than on that of those we have never met. Just think, if this was you that people were talking about, would you be appreciate all the incredibly hurtful comments on here? Of course we are all entitled to our own opinions, but it would probably serve us all better if these negative opinions towards people we have never met were kept inside and not plastered all over the internet. Whether or not Kristen Stewart is good at what she does or not, its definitely necessary to attack her personal life or any on else by any means.
anyways she’s getting signed on for great movies and she’s her own person…obviously the pot isn’t holding her back!….and she’s actually a great actress…she’s far from burning out so get a eff-ing life and hate someone else….
wtf?…do you not have a life?…you have dozens of posts dating back months….!!….judge urself….ur probly an overweight douche bag who has nothing better to do but judge others…i bet if people had ur pixes to judge they’d be wouldn’t be impressed…get a life loser!!..:P
I really dun think you should look at how people weigh… To me she looks like she should gain some weight… She looks extremely skinny and unhealthy. Bella was anorexic, she like never ate in the book. Whenever someone gave her something she would hide it and pretend she ate it. That’s prolly why they chose her for the part…
wow… 6 months later, and I believe her star power is still on top. What’s with all the fat cracks? Kristen in person is STICK THIN! (I’ve seen her.) Gives me a break people…
I agree with #22 110%!
If she’s not model thin (anorexic) she’s fat. That’s ridiculous! Most of those models have eating disordres – and no offense, it’s not attractive. She is sooo skinny – but healthy skinny. Yea, she may not be ripped, but what is wrong with being skinny and having a LITTLE curve? She’s a real person and if she lost any weight I think she’s look sickly.
I think she’s a great role model for girls (minus that whole POSSIBLE pot smoking scandal).
kisten doesn’t suit SLUT she’s suits cool and chilled out
that’s why she’s probably my favourite actress,
she’s really pretty and i don’t think you are giving her enough credit !
so leave her alone and go slag off some other celebrity you ass holes !
p.s- kristen you rock
WHAT THE FUCK? That girl is FUCKING SKINNY. Seriously, you shallow bastards need to fall down a well. As a society, we should be grateful that she’s rejected the stigmatic starlet traits that fuck up the rest of america’s female youth. And anyways, there is no way she’s more than 110 lbs TOPS which is what the rest of america with half a brain calls UNDERWEIGHT. So what if she smokes pot? Most of American youth does. The bottom line is that she’s unique. It isn’t that she’s let herself go; She just has risen above the bullshit people like you impose on her.
Anyway, who cares as long as she’s as talented as she is.
WTF?! Are you all crazy? Your saying she’s fat? She is far too skinny! She is underweight for her height. Her perfect weight should be like 140 or something. Girls in Britain that are that skinny are either anorexic or TWELVE! I think she’s pretty and all that, but she’s not sexy. She has no curves, no grace, no posture and she’s probably one of the most awakward, shy people I have ever seen. She’s not super talented either. I don’t think she was all that good in Twilight but, to be fair, she’s still a good actress and, guess what losers? Despite what she weighs, she’s still famous, rich and accomplished. I mean, dear god people, what the hell is the deal? I couldn’t believe when I read all that! do you people not have lives? Kristen is a ridiculously normal, regular girl who thought, ‘fuck society, fuck standards, I want to act!’ So all of you can bitch and slander all you want, but at the end of the day, you’ll all go back to your crappy, two room flats, eat cheap, microwave meals and watch her on telly, making millions for doing what the hell she wants, while SHE will be sat at home, rolling around in all her money and glory and laughing her ass off that people actuall notice her putting on what, 5 pounds? All of you ass holes, get a job and get a life.
I do like Kristen Stewart, otherwise, there are so many actresses better than her. And, linked to the subject here, she is not fat, even a little skinny I’d say, that’s cool. However she is not elegant, she has no grace at all, I don’t think she has the stature of an actress. She played well in Twilight (even if I think there were better actresses for Bella’s role) but according to the few pictures we saw from New Moon, I really do think that she is making Bella kind of rebel and vulgar (this is my point of view). And also, I totally agree for the part “too lazy [...] to stand up straight”; actress or not, we should stand up straight a little better than how she did on the photo.
look i mostly like Kristen Stewart. and i DO NOT think she’s fat BUT i agree with the writer that she def gained weight and u can see it all over .. in her hips,thighs,arms,face. it’s fine, but it’s really not a good thing, let’s admit. and also, let’s be honest, she doesn’t carry or present herself too well or very ladylike. she just hunches and dresses like crap and doesnt have a good attitude. but in a way it’s part of what’s different about her and what many people like about her. but yeah it’s probably not very good for her career. i hope she does OK in the future tho…
ummm..kristen stewart is not fat at all. i’ve met her before and she is about 2 inches taller than me, and i’m exactly 5 ft 4. she and i probably weigh the same, and i weigh 107 lbs.everyone calls anyone fat now, even if they’re not. people just do it to get to people. she’s a very cool girl. alot of people think she’s stuck up and arrogant, but people often don’t understand that not everyone is ” the life of a party.” she seems more introverted. it’s almost as if normal weight doesn’t exist anymore. it’s either you’re obese or you’re emaciated for these critical people. how lame, weight is not everything in this world. neither is super attractive good looks. kristen is really pretty. what do people win by being so negative?
fuck all of you who badmouth her shes still off the scales hot and incredibly talented
Yo Kristen Stewart is not a falling star because come on she’s her own person why does she have to fit in wit the celebrity life style…i wouldn’t….if she wants 2 be chunky she can its no law saying u have to be fit and she not even fat she dont have a ounce of fat on her body for one of my ass cheeks. i think her career has just started nd dat she’s a good actor nd she’s a gorgeous girl….and everyone talks gibberish once in a while…..U assholes who say her careers over is dead wrong..
i think she looks fat lately too. sorry ppl. also she is not talented, she’s annoying and acts like a boy. i just saw her on TV tonight and was extremly annoyed by her attitude and shes not pretty like she used 2b. i dont care about the pot its no worse then drinking but if she wants 2b a succesful actress she needs to work on her attitude & her body
1000% agree with kaycee !!!!!
oh my god.
Kirsten is not fat, at all, what so ever. For all of you claiming she looks 135, thats freaking impossible. She is my height (5′6 – 5′7). I weigh 115 and i still think she looks skinnier than me.