Lindsay Lohan’s Post-Rehab Gut
Jul 11th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Since when does “rehab” involve force-feeding a gorgeous girl fried dough? I guess part of so-called “rehab” in the United States is an effort to make her more ordinary? More accessible? Is there a psychology here that any of you are aware of? Please share.
Because, by the looks of things, rehab has done a lot more harm to Lindsay than good. As evidence, we offer these extremely unfortunate photos of Linsday lounging around last weekend:
Damn… is it posture? Carbohydrates? Laziness? Moon-phase bloat? Do tell.
We know it’s not beer - don’t we? Not in recent memory have I seen a starlet with a more convincing non-beer beer gut.
Now, we all know what perfect looks like - and God bless Lindsay - for the longest time, the little precious was trying (and doing so well):
With little talent - and her job description merely being a celebrity for celebrity’s sake - generating excitement and hotness for the bored masses - here’s hoping she gets herself back on the coke diet.
eww, they did fatten her up
Is it just me, or doesn’t she actually look hot with a some woman curves?
She looked better without the gut.
All of Lindsay’s weight goes to her boobs, stomach, and thighs. This is nothing new. Lindsay only looks good when she is about a size 2.
better chubbo than crazy coc-head
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she probably just got tired of sucking it in you dumb cunt