Lindsay - We’ll Give You Money
Sep 4th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Celebitchy is covering how one of our favorite celebutantes is asking everyone for dough. We’ve been hearing this around town for a few weeks now, but she hasn’t called us. Unfortunately she’s been calling it “cake”, which as you saw in our earlier post about her post-rehab weight gain, we don’t think she needs. But this is an absolutely serious public offer to Lindsay - we’ll pony up some major cash for you if you do an Unstirred blog challenge. We actually have a few projects (no, not porn) in mind that will pay from the five to six figures, but you’ve got to get in touch with us, darling. We e-mailed and called your agency and they’re ignoring us. Maybe they know we’re trouble. Anyway, our cake awaits.
it’s weird, but i guess not surprising, that she’s looking for cash. what are you guys offering? a photo shoot or for her to write something here? can she write? lol
DONKEY SHOW! DONKEY SHOW! DONKEY SHOW!
noonoo, that was funny.
I think it should be a nice artsy photoshoot. By artsy, I mean lots of T&A. Because thats all she seems worth for right now.
She’s shopping at Forever21 y’all, which is a huge sign girl is down in the gutter looking for pocket change. Good thing her mother has another tart to release into the world. Lindsay’s career is finished.