We’re not impressed.
Aug 16th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
First of all, we all love Tina Fey around here. We love her for many reasons, not the least of which is telling Howard Stern that Paris Hilton is an airhead and the whole SNL cast hated her. According to Fey, the most creative idea Paris had was doing a skit about how fat Jessica Simpson was. Well, thanks to another tipster, we’ve got a lil’ treat for y’all.
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Jul 27th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
We started this blog a month or so ago and it’s afire - 5,000 daily visits on a couple of our best days - way, way beyond what we expected. We wish to fan those flames and we’re willing to dust the coke off a few greenbacks to make it happen, so…
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Jul 25th, 2007 by Starving Socialite
We’ve been working this story for a few days, and we’re sorry for the delay - but knowing the madness and flurry it would cause, we were trying to get it right.
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Jul 20th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
I know we sometimes wax nostalgic in this space, but hell, that’s so often what life is about (sadly.)
Well, our hot tips box has been buzzing. We’ve got a hot TomKatPoshLA story developing; stay tuned.
But, for now, we were mortified to receive pictures of the formerly hot and sexy Naomi Watts in our tip box this morning. Why mortified, you might ask? Isn’t she hot? Well, people, she used to be. But it looks like either an errant sperm or a freaking fire hose has placed those days in the past forever.
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Jul 17th, 2007 by Starving Socialite
When I first bumped into this chick on the Food Channel, I hated her immediately. It wasn’t just because her attitude about cooking was simplistic and unhealthy (then again, she’s trying to sell a show in America - so, you do the math) - nor was it because she so obviously opens her husband’s beer bottles with her teeth. No, something else about her was bothering me.
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Jul 13th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Remember sweet, shy Kahlen from America’s Next Top Model? Well, do we have a scoop for you!
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Jul 13th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Ok, not all Christians. But most are - and the world is chock-full of examples. I am not talking about people who follow the teachings of Christ - nothing ignorant and stupid about that at all. But the people who take the Christian Bible literally, believe Jesus was the one son of a God, and believe there’s an old guy in the sky looking down and weeping every time you put it in your girlfriend’s ass before marriage. Ye are the stupid ones.
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Jul 13th, 2007 by Starving Socialite
Thanks to Rian over at The Skinny Website for this post about Mel C of the Spice Girls. Mel’s now whining about how she dieted too hardcore and her periods stopped and all that blather. What she needed to be told back then was: go ahead - have a burger - starving will not make you pretty.
If you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
This is also Mel’s way of dealing with the fact that she is now a fat fucking pig:
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Jul 11th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Since when does “rehab” involve force-feeding a gorgeous girl fried dough? I guess part of so-called “rehab” in the United States is an effort to make her more ordinary? More accessible? Is there a psychology here that any of you are aware of? Please share.
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Jul 10th, 2007 by Anonymous Realist
Here we’ll be venting and slicing.
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