Seems Hayden Didn’t Get The Memo
Aug 19th, 2007 by Starving Socialite
It’s time to sound the alarm on sweet little Hayden Panettiere, a very pretty girl whose potential seems to be going down the drain with each grilled cheese sandwich.
First, we saw these pictures of her looking cute-but-corn-fed in Marina Del Rey last weekend:
The last one is the most troublesome. Nice saddlebags, dear. And you’re what, 17? Then what on earth is 25 going to look like?
We racked our brain for excuses, explanations. Could it be genes? Waterlogging? Mistaken identity? A government conspiracy? Surely she’s not - stuffing her face?
Well, what most of you outside New York or Los Angeles don’t know is that most of the upper-crust-pretties (actresses, models, socialites, etc.) aren’t eating very much. But lots of them say that they eat, because it’s something their agents hammer into their head to say, so people will see them as more ordinary, thus not hating them or thinking they’re too weird (although this is changing a little.) All those average American mall-rat-girls wanna have their Mickey-Dees, and don’t want some ditzy socialite telling them they can’t. It’s complicated.
But Hayden is a rebel. And oh, she is so busted. The evidence is in from Culver City this week:
The expression on her face in the last one says it all: I can’t stop, and that’s why my ass looks like that.
We’re telling her this because we care: hun, it’s time for you start counting calories before things get out of hand. Do you want to end up like Britney? No one believed me years ago when I told my friends that Britney was going to turn into a tankass, and now I look like a prophet. Allow me to help you, dear Hayden: hit the brakes now (and the treadmill), or in a few years you’re going to be on Tyra Banks’ show whining about how hard it is to find nice bikinis in size 16.
You guys call her look “corn fed”?!?! Whatever! Comments like that are why young girls starve themselves. She looks healthy to me. Cute girl!
Hey, why don’t you go fuck yourself Starving Socialite? She’s only 17 years old. And people wonder why there are so many teenage girls with eating disorders. Hayden is beautiful. She doesn’t have to change a thing. So go shove a sandwich up your ass since you’re obviously too scared to eat anything you anorexic cunt.
I think she looks fantastic.
i think you are being too mean, but, you are right, her ass and thighs look bad. she should watch it.
eww, she eats like a pig
You all are some pro-ana , dumb bitches
shes going to be a fattie in a few years.
I regret visiting this website….theskinnywebsite is not an idiotic and bitchy website like yours, go to hell you anorexic weight obsessed freak and maybe you won’t be such a crabby old bitch if you ATE SOMETHING
By the way Today (August 21) is Hayden Panettiere ’s 18th birthday
You know, those people who comment on how “fat” she is are probably 300 pounds and eating while typing. You are the fat pigs. Losers.
She looks cute. Don’t lose any weight Hayden!! The Kiera Knightly’s and other “hot” super skinny bones showing actresses ain’t got nothing on you!
I hope Hayden doesn’t come to this site. This is the reason that young girls starve them selves. She looks fantastic! So healthy and not a bit overweight. I’m her age and fairly skinny but I wish I looked that good. Curves curves curves!!!
She looks like a little troll and i agree she will blow up by 23….now star jones that is one hot piece of skin flab
she doesn’t have a chance. if she doesn’t start working on those thighs and watch her diet she will be too fat. she’s already too fat for most hollywood work but i’m pretty sure they are giving her a break since she is young and new. remember alicia silverstone, they gave her a break but only for so long
I saw these pictures two weeks ago. Give her a break! Is she still on hiatus? I am sure she’ll get ‘The Hollywood Carwash’ soon enough. She is super-cute now, and if she wants her career to last she’ll drop the 5 pounds and fit in with all the other bobble-heads
i think she is on hiatus.
5 lbs? lol more like 20
We, from non-rural areas, see this kid as a cornfed porker.
Maybe out in BFE, Iowa, Indiana or wherever it’s an everyday thing to smother your food in peanut butter & have saddlebags at 18.
But we lean urbanites know better..
omg those saddlebags are pretty bad, you must admit
LOL. Yeah, right. She looks gorgeous. And she’s on the top of the world right now. I just saw scans of the Heroes cast promoting in Paris and Hayden looks lovely, as does her beau Milo. Anyway, what’s wrong with a full figure? Must we all look waif-ish? It ages too quickly.
hahahahaha “lean urbanites”?? get a life !! Get to a mental hospital ASAP
hilarious
I am with number 8. I saw your link from theskinnywebsite but I won’t come back. Tearing into a 17 or 18 year old because she is eating is very irresponsible. Hayden will grow out of her baby fat, which is what she carries around at the moment and there is no need to patronise her. You don’t seem to take into consideration that not only adults read your website but a lot of teenagers who take your oral vomit (I can’t describe it any better) serious and act on it.
jesus.
Hayden looks great. she looks a lot better than all the bobble head celebrities out there. hayden is cute, get over yourself
#8, wow! theskinnywebsite is just as cruel and as vulnerable as this site to turn into a blackhole of idiocy. NEWSFLASH: The internet is not for the sympathetic and the self-righteous. Get your bitch on.
Ansa - I agree with you 100% and love getting my bitch on for sites like this. It’s half the fun.. or maybe all of it.
You guys probably look at her full of envy and just deny it by pointing out her sexy saddlebags.