Unstirred

We started this blog a month or so ago and it’s afire - 5,000 daily visits on a couple of our best days - way, way beyond what we expected. We wish to fan those flames and we’re willing to dust the coke off a few greenbacks to make it happen, so…

We were thinking - since you’re all insatiably horny for the kind of gossip and brutally honest opinion we’ve been serving up, and we’re horny for you, and everyone’s horny for the Apple iPhone - let’s bring all it all together.

But how, you ask?

Here’s how. We’re giving one lucky Unstirred subscriber an iPhone. It works like this:

1. You subscribe to our feed. It’s easy - just click here and do what the voices tell you.
2. Come on back here and leave a comment (say anything - you love us, you hate us, we’re fat, we’re sexy, etc. - it won’t count against you) with your name, screen name, nom-de-plume, or whatever - and a REAL e-mail address. (it won’t be published and we will never, never, ever share it with anyone) Or if you’re really shy, e-mail it to us.
3. We e-mail you each your own special lucky number.
4. We publish the lucky number when it’s iPhone time.
5. One lucky subscriber gets an iPhone and is the envy of all their gadget-fetishising friends.
6. The world becomes a more honest, sexier place.

There aren’t a bunch of rules, really - we’re informal around here - but you must remain a subscriber to be eligible (we have secret ways of checking these things) and you must claim it within 10 days after we publish the winning number. If no one claims it, we’re giving it to the homeless guy with the shepherd’s crook who sings gospel songs out back. That’s it. Oh, and you must send us at least one picture of yourself. Well, we’re kidding about the picture - unless you’re serious - then, we are too.